He did. We all played last week on the show. They didn't show much though.

. Same in language. Anything I can't pronounce well, I'll stay away from it 'cause it sure is embarressing to try to whip out a sientific definition and suddenly get tongue tied.

Have you ever got words mixed around? For example, Meaning to say: "I went to the store for a linked sausage." Tongue tied version: "I linked to the sausage for a store." I've only had that happen once. Not as drastic as my example of course.

I was practicing a joke to tell on stage during a performance that was coming up and I said "Israelites" but pronounced it "ithrealites" by accident. I decided to leave it like that since it was a bit more humorous. Unfortunately, the joke wasn't the hottest 'cause I told it wrong (I used the tongue slip mini-pun too soon).

Most of the time, you can get your point across with expressions.

I can understand the curly shuffle when frustrated (If the Curly shuffle is what I think it is. it's the hands rubbing across the face and the "woowowowowooowoo!" right?). What if you can't pronounce the cuss or the annoying beep sound blasts in like on TS?

Oh yeah! I've seen that. I've done it (without the whoohooohooo) on a slippery floor once.

I try to do the "whoo whoo" thing but I keep getting tongue tied.

It's like trying to fingerpick (Mississippi John Hurt style) guitar with the "thump thump thump thump" on the bass strings. I keep getting mixed up.

Can you play a radio? A bit of a pun there that I've heard before.

In verbal comedy, timing is everything but I wonder if the same is true in physical comedy.

Timing is probably useful for more than comedy.

I once told a "joke" on stage that wasn't supposed to be a joke but it was said in a semi-funny manner. Nobody laughed of course until I tried to get them to understand and gave up (they laughed when I gave up).

Well, they aren't all good ones. After I used all the good ones, I had to kinda scrape the bottom of the barrel.

Humor is relative as well.

No doubt about it. Bad humor is bad.

Now I got a bucketfull of Yo' Mama jokes! I don't use 'em on stage 'cause I'm not too good at telling them. I'll tell a few now.

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she entered the ugly contest, the judges said "sorry, no professionals!"

Yo Mama's so fat, to get her through a door, you have to grease the sides and hold a twinkie on the other side.

So as you can see, I don't usually use them 'cause not everybody finds them funny (I find them hilarious)

...but my realtives arent very humorous..

I get most of my laughs by trying to explain the joke, or by laughing at it myself...i ususally tell a joke (read: insult) and am down the hall before the person I told it to gets it...I have great timing and delivery, it's just my audience that sucks...

oh, and I can barely tune a radio-I can barely tune a fish-hardehar

Now then:
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo Daddy's so short, when he sits on the curb his feet dangle

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears a red dress kids yell 'hey koolaid!'